चमक

वो चाँद जैसे आसमान में चमकते रहे
हम रात भर उस चमक में खोये रहे

जानते है कभी ना पा सकेंगे उन्हें
फिर भी हर दुवा में उन्हीको मांगते रहे ॥

वह वह वह वह ।

ನೆನೆದು ನೆನೆದು

ನೆನೆದು ನೆನೆದು ಯಾವ ಕಲ್ಲೂ ಕರಗಲಿಲ್ಲ ..
ನೆನೆದು ನೆನೆದು ಯಾವ ಕಲ್ಲೂ ಕರಗಲಿಲ್ಲ ..

ನಿನ್ನ ನೆನದ ಒಂದು ಕ್ಷಣ ನಾನು ಕರಗಿ ಹೋದೆನಲ್ಲ
ಅಯ್ಯೋ ನಾನ್ಯಾಕೆ ಕಲ್ಲಗಲಿಲ್ಲ ?

Most funny questions ..

Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here....


2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.


3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.


5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.


6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask....

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes inAfrica marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..


9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your officeasks.. .

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Hut on Fire

The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for GOD to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming.

Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions.

One day after scavenging for food he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. The worst had happened, and everything was lost. He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. "GOD, how could you do this to me?" he cried.

Early the next day he was awakened by the sound of a ship that was approaching the island. It had come to rescue him.
"How did you know I was here?" asked the weary man of his rescuers.

"We saw your smoke signal," they replied.

It's easy to get discouraged when things are going bad, but we shouldn't lose heart, because GOD is at work in our lives, even in the midst of pain, and suffering. Remember that the next time your little hut seems to be burning to the ground. It just may be a smoke signal that summons the grace of GOD.

ಕೆಲವು ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆಗಳು

ಬೇರೆಯವರ ಸಂತೋಷದಲ್ಲಿ ಸಂತೋಷ್ ಪಟ್ಟು
ಅ ಸಂತೋಷ ನನಗೆ ಇಲ್ಲ ಅಲ್ಲ ಅಂತ ದುಃಖಪಡೋದು ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಕಿಚ್ಚಾ ?
ಜೊತೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಇದ್ದೊರೆಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ಒಳ್ಳೇದು ಬೇಗ ಆಗ್ವಾಗ
ಅ ಒಳ್ಳೇದು ನಮಗೆ ಬೇಗ ಆಗ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ ಅಂತ ದುಃಖ ಪಡೋದು ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಕಿಚ್ಚಾ ?
ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಜೊತೆಗೆ ನಗುತ್ತ ಇರೋರು ಒಂದಿನ ಬೇಜಾರದಲ್ಲಿ ಇದ್ರೆ ಯಾಕೆ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಕಿಚ್ಚು ಅನ್ಕೊತಾರೆ ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ?
ಹೀಗೆ ತುಂಬಾ ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆಗಲಿದೆ
ಕೆಲವು ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆಗಳಿಗೆ ಉತ್ತರ ಸಿಗೋದು ಕಷ್ಟ ಆಲ್ವಾ ? ... :(

"राही मानव दुःख की चिंता क्यों कराती है दुःख तो अपना साथी ही "
बहुत ही अच्छा गाना ही दोस्ती फिल्म से
दुःख से कोई बचा नहीं है फिर भी दुःख की चिंता सबी को है :(

Lesson of Life

If a Person is silent that doesn't mean he is unknown to fun,enjoyment,thrill & adventure..
it means life has taught him some lessons which made him to choose silence .. :)

and

If a Person is always smiling/laughing ,enjoying that does n't mean he is mad or he doesn't have any problems .
it means life has taught him some lessons which made him to choose smiling at everything.. and hiding his own problem from others .. :)